It was a good run, Spartacus. Fucking crush ‘em tomorrow.

It was a good run, Spartacus. Fucking crush ‘em tomorrow.

Velominati rules are fun to read, but utterly wrong in practice. 

Rule #23 // Shoe covers are for cold or wet.If it’s not cold or wet and you are still wearing shoe covers it’s because you’re a pussy. http://www.velominati.com/the-rules/#23.

Spartacus doesn’t give a shit about Rule 23. Spartacus doesn’t give a rat’s ass about your rules. Spartacus wears what he wants. Spartacus is a fucking baller.
I hereby suggest Rule 23 be amended, post-haste, to reflect Spartacus bringing the fucking noise. Or, failing that, I strongly suggest that the rule be outright rescinded in its entirety. 
And don’t get me started on that anti-frame pump bullshit http://www.velominati.com/the-rules/#30. Frame pumps are for men. C02 canisters are only for 1) racing, or 2) cowards. It is a binary choice, gentlemen. There are no other options. 

Velominati rules are fun to read, but utterly wrong in practice. 

Rule #23 // Shoe covers are for cold or wet.
If it’s not cold or wet and you are still wearing shoe covers it’s because you’re a pussy. http://www.velominati.com/the-rules/#23.

Spartacus doesn’t give a shit about Rule 23. Spartacus doesn’t give a rat’s ass about your rules. Spartacus wears what he wants. Spartacus is a fucking baller.

I hereby suggest Rule 23 be amended, post-haste, to reflect Spartacus bringing the fucking noise. Or, failing that, I strongly suggest that the rule be outright rescinded in its entirety. 

And don’t get me started on that anti-frame pump bullshit http://www.velominati.com/the-rules/#30. Frame pumps are for men. C02 canisters are only for 1) racing, or 2) cowards. It is a binary choice, gentlemen. There are no other options. 

Swag.

Swag.

queenstage:

Nevermind the first and second place. Look how close Greipel and Cancellara are! This was a total grudge match for Fabs and he had the sprint legs to almost double podium. Whew!
(Photo via Sportresult.com)

queenstage:

Nevermind the first and second place. Look how close Greipel and Cancellara are! This was a total grudge match for Fabs and he had the sprint legs to almost double podium. Whew!

(Photo via Sportresult.com)